First, I offer my congratulations. You are reading Kai Ta Loipa, and nobody can stop you. Second, I humbly present to you the following list of proverbs, Steveisms, and food for thought. They are more or less designed only for your enjoyment, and any actual wisdom or utility is purely coincidental.
You can squat on a pitbull, but it won’t get you any rhubarb pie.
A dog on a tractor casts no shadow.
He who laughs last is slowest.
No meal is balanced without “cheez” and “froot.”
Beer is fleeting, but the toilet trough will always refill.
It’s not over until the referee goes missing.
The right of way belongs to the largest engine.
A snake with a parachute will spit on the weasel.
Out of the bed and onto the floor, 50 yard dash to the bathroom door.
Over the gums and through the lips, look out stomach…here we go.
When walking down the highway of life, try not to get stabbed by hitchhikers.
All I ask is a tall ship, and a regulation shuffle board court on the main deck.
The wise man does not leap frog over a porcupine.
A fast burning fuse looks very much like a slow burning fuse. Use caution.
If it ain’t broke, you’re not trying.
-Steve McGladdery. (That’s not a proverb. That’s my name.)
Wow. Those were amazing! I think my favorite was the tall ship and the regulation shuffle board court one. You forgot one, though. “Let my armies be the rocks and the tress… and the umbrellas in Sean Connery’s hand.”